VEGAN POLICE


I was on my motorcycle, with the letter “V” on its side fairing, stopped at a red light, when another motorcycle, with the letters “VP” on its tank, pulled along side me.

The rider shouted over at me, “WHAT DOES THE ‘V’ STAND FOR?”

“For ‘Vegan’, and for ‘Victory’.” I answered. “And you ‘VP’?”

“FOR ‘VEGAN POLICE’!”

“Wow!”

“HOW VEGAN ARE YOU?”

“I’d say about 99%.”

“THEN YOU ARE NOT VEGAN AT ALL!”

“And you are 100% vegan?”

“DO YOU DOUBT ME?”

“I know you’re not.”

“HOW DARE YOU!!!”

“Well, maybe you can enlighten me. How much time do you spend on attaining your first 99%?”

“HARDLY ANY TIME AT ALL!”

“And on attaining your last 1%?”

“99% OF MY TIME, AND WORTH EVERY SECOND OF IT! WHAT IS YOUR POINT!?”

“Hey, nice bike by the way. Synthetic seat?”

“NO LEATHER, IF THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE ASKING!”

“Its frame?”

“COLD HARD STEEL, STRAIGHT FROM THE GROUND.”

“And the switches?”

“PLASTIC, FROM PETROLEUM.”

“And the tires?”

“RUBBER, FROM TREES.”

He should know that none of these are vegan in their manufacturing processes.

The light turned green, and he laid rubber on the asphalt, which is not vegan either.

His Holier-than-thou attitude, however, probably involved no animal product at all, except perhaps some testosterone.

Anthony Marr, Founder and President
Heal Our Planet Earth (HOPE)
Global Anti-Hunting Coalition (GAHC)
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